"Windas 98"

[casper3699]

Got this in an email and just thought that I would share it with you.


WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN, New York Edition


Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.

Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, insteada da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da team from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note:
* - Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
* - My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
* - The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
* - Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
* - Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."
* - Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
* - Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.
* - Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."
* - Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.


CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:

OK.............Sure ting
Cancel.......Fugetaboutit
Reset..........Start Ova
Yes.............Yeah
No...............Naaaaaah
Find............Put a contract out on
Browse.......Get a looksee
Back...........U toin
Help...........(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin' help)
Stop............Knock it off
Start............Move it!
Settings.......Dese are da rules

Also note dat any voice recognishin software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letta "R."
Some programs and udder accesseries dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:

Typa................A word processin' program
Printa...............Printer
Calculata.........Calculator
Solitare............Seven Card Stud

*** We regret any inconvenience dis may have caused if you received a copy udda BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. If yous got a problem wit dat? Fugettaboutit!!

BILL ("4 eyes") GATES

[Ennis]

I love it man, quite funny!

[Rewandythal]

Funny. Hey, I watch the sopranos, and that all sounds like something tony soprano's computer would say...!!!

[casper3699]

Here was another

[thor]

Both of those are really funny

[siouxchief]

heres a funny related pic--base on a person from newcastle englands accent

[SolidPez]

very funny, Casper. ........Start Ova...hehehehe

[mrleachy]

heres one thats like the Brooklyn edition of windoze, except this is one for Australia

[eesy]

hehehe, all of em are great, i think im gonna rename my programs and such to the "brooklyn edition" for a good laugh

[casper3699]

thought you guys might like this one too.

How to tell if your computer hates you.