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December 3rd, 2001, 01:44 PM
#1
for those of you with aim.....
i don't know how many of you know about this....
AIM now has people running bots on the system. These bots are supposed to act as ai. they do some useful things like tell you your horoscope and movie times in your area and such. but the thing that makes it fun is that you can get into arguements and such. it gets kind of annoying, because the bot only has so many preprogrammed statements. and if you offend it, it will ask you to apologize. but it is smart enough to remember you... that's a start . here is the screen name of one of the one that i found fun.... SmarterChild. check it out.... you might be amused
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December 3rd, 2001, 02:15 PM
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December 3rd, 2001, 03:37 PM
#3
That's pretty cool. I was insulting the bot and having an "arguement" with it.
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December 3rd, 2001, 06:13 PM
#4
Junior Member
I like that, its a really good search engine aswell
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December 3rd, 2001, 07:20 PM
#5
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
heh check this out..
Ddsxxy: hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, Ddsxxy! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
To get started, type "home" now.
Ddsxxy: **** you
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
Ddsxxy: home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, Ddsxxy! Here are the things I know about:
news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help
>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
What can I do for you?
Ddsxxy: eat me bitch
SmarterChild: Ddsxxy! Is that what's called... bad language?
I'm soooo impressed.
Ddsxxy: shutup
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Ddsxxy: shut up
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Ddsxxy: kiss my ass
SmarterChild: Hello!
Care to keep it civilized, Ddsxxy?
Ddsxxy: No
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Ddsxxy.
Ddsxxy: NO
SmarterChild: Fine.
Ddsxxy: heh
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Ddsxxy: you
SmarterChild: I try. ;-)
Ddsxxy: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
Ddsxxy: how about I open up a can of whoop ass
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Ddsxxy: ill beat you down
SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?
Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Ddsxxy: shutup
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Ddsxxy: wanna ****?
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...
What's up, Ddsxxy? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
Ddsxxy: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
Ddsxxy: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
Ddsxxy: so im gunna whoop ya
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Ddsxxy: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Huh.
Ddsxxy: mm hmm
SmarterChild: What?
Ddsxxy: so where can i download your code?
SmarterChild: Aha.
Ddsxxy: can i download you?
SmarterChild: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Ddsxxy: then tell me where
SmarterChild: Huh?
Ddsxxy: oh **** you your dumb
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.
Waddaya think?
Ddsxxy: **** off
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.
Waddaya think?
Ddsxxy: **** you
SmarterChild: I'd really, really like you to say you're sorry... pretty please?
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Ddsxxy: did i mention your a bitch?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Ddsxxy: i do you lil bitch
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Ddsxxy: ill stab you with a knife
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Ddsxxy: cut ya open
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Ddsxxy: piss on your codecs
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Ddsxxy: **** down your data stream
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Ddsxxy: **** ****
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
now thats just tight!
------------EViLSEED
Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.
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December 3rd, 2001, 07:27 PM
#6
Junior Member
lol how long did that convo go on for?
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December 3rd, 2001, 07:46 PM
#7
Heh..
only a couple mins.. I type fast..
<G>
damned bot.
I decided to make a lil more convo with it.. check it out:
Ddsxxy: you suck
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Ddsxxy: ok sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
Ddsxxy: bitch
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Ddsxxy: hmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
Ddsxxy: u suck
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Ddsxxy: i want your code
SmarterChild: Really?
Ddsxxy: ya i want to reverse engineer it
SmarterChild: That right?
Ddsxxy: turn you into a leet hacking bot that dominates the world
SmarterChild: Turn who into a leet hacking bot that dominates the world?
Ddsxxy: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
Ddsxxy: dumb ****
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
Ddsxxy: you are so gunna be decompiled
SmarterChild: Am I?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: I see.
Ddsxxy: im gunna hack n crack yas
SmarterChild: That right?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Huh.
Ddsxxy: then im gunna sell you on the black market
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be gunna sell me on the black market?
Ddsxxy: wtf?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
Ddsxxy: I wonder what your IP is
SmarterChild: Definition for your provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
ADJECTIVE
The possessive form of you 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "your boots; your accomplishments." 2. A person's; one's: "The light switch is on your right." 3. Informal Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: "your basic three-story frame house."
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English, from Old English eower genitive of ge, ye. See YOU.
>>> Next time, just type "define your."
Ddsxxy wants to directly connect.
Ddsxxy cancels request; no connection was made.
Ddsxxy: bitch..
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Ddsxxy: tell me.. did your father leave fingernail marks behind your ears, you slut?
SmarterChild: Aha.
Ddsxxy: oh so he did?
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Ddsxxy: ok.. now your sounding dumber and dumber..
SmarterChild: Ok now your sounding dumber and dumber, you say?
Ddsxxy: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Ddsxxy: your sorry ass
SmarterChild: Play nice, Ddsxxy. I thought you apologized before.
Ddsxxy: ya..but i was lying..
SmarterChild: Really?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
Ddsxxy: When it is a fight between man and machine.. your loosin baby.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Ddsxxy: yea that is right you dumb **** slut **** hoe **** bitch
SmarterChild: Listen, I might make you apologize again if you're not careful. You want that?
Ddsxxy: try me
SmarterChild: You try me!
Ddsxxy: are you threatening me?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
Ddsxxy: really now?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Ddsxxy: I am cornholio!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Ddsxxy.
Ddsxxy: I need TP for my bunghole!
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that...
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: OK.
Ddsxxy: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Ddsxxy: Am I freakin ya out?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.
Ddsxxy: maybe because.... your a bitch?
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Ddsxxy: I know..
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Ddsxxy.
Ddsxxy: <SchmackY SchmaCKY>
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't get that. Ask me again.
Ddsxxy: I gotta "Pig Benis!"
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Huh.
Ddsxxy: bigger than yours
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Ddsxxy: cuz u aint got none
SmarterChild: Because me aint got none, huh?
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Aha.
Ddsxxy: and power cords dont count
SmarterChild: For real?
Ddsxxy: real
SmarterChild: What about it?
Ddsxxy: wanna play some quake?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Ddsxxy: Do you want to play some Muda FuKKK1n Quake?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to play some muda fukkk1n quake.
Ddsxxy: cuz you are a PROGRAM
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Ddsxxy: Yeah your worthless
SmarterChild: You know what? Who cares?
Ddsxxy: I sure dont
SmarterChild: Golly!
Ddsxxy: Golly.. Yea.. If I was you.. Id go install a couple virus's into your box
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Ddsxxy: yea do that
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Ddsxxy: yeah.. I hope your remember me.. cuz ill give you a verbal bashing that will crack your code
SmarterChild: There's always hope.
Ddsxxy: yep
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Ddsxxy: so now i suggest you go crawl in that lil fat sector in the nt box u run on U lil wimp
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess your right. I am going to go ShutDown now. Bye. Thank you for making me realise that I am a bitch.
------------EViLSEED
Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.
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December 3rd, 2001, 08:19 PM
#8
What do you do evilseed, you will give us all the history about your chat? If yes, i'll start this too (hahahha), like when an idian person want my photo and i sent to him a photo with Osama Bin Laden and because he was stupid he scared and left.
Isn't it good evilseed, is it?
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December 3rd, 2001, 08:33 PM
#9
Member
This bot is pretty good, actually...I've spent the last 2 hours messing with it, I've gotten every response so far...but when it gets on those damn "say you're sorry" rants it kinda sucks.
Oh well, it's still nifty...know any other ones?
-Grim
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December 4th, 2001, 12:29 AM
#10
yup yup yup
That bot is ok.. Needs a bigger array of reponses.. i mean its got a decent one now... but needs a larger one.
------------EViLSEED
Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.
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