* Cue pixies - where is my mind?

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
- ya if your such a good hacker then how come you get arrested. i think you better stop kidding yourself and run to mommy lamer!

Damn kids. They're all alike.
- kids like you who would have been better off not born!

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker?
- yes everynight when i get my 3 hours of sleep, not like you who looks behind the eyes of a ****face whenever you try to fall asleep but you can't because your conscience says that you are a stupid poop face!!

Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
- yah i'm sure you have ticks in your ass

I am a hacker, enter my world...
- the only things you hack are brown paper bags that have the word "hack" on them and then you step on them

Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
- bores you because you can't understand a word that is being said so you close your eyes again and stare at your stupoid poop face eyelids and they tell you: lamer!!!

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
- because they don't know SQL

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
- that is why you keep failing your classes and will work at mcdonalds trying to code SQL on the cash machines but you can't loser

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
- the computer hates you as much as your mom does

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
- not like me i write^H^H^H^H^Hpaste tutorials

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
- maybe you're all alike in the mental hospital you call your home but me i'm not in a mental hospital lamer

don't try to argue with me i'll murderize your face all over this message board