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January 27th, 2002, 07:07 PM
#981
Member
I am
GOD invented evolution \'cause he couldn\'t do it all by himself.
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January 27th, 2002, 08:08 PM
#982
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"Never give in-never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy!" - Winston Churchill
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January 27th, 2002, 11:27 PM
#983
Re: The Worlds Longest Thread!
If you notice this notice,
You will notice,
That this notice,
Is not worth noticing.
Long live the thread
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January 27th, 2002, 11:35 PM
#984
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January 28th, 2002, 01:41 PM
#985
Come on people, almost @ 1000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 28th, 2002, 03:48 PM
#986
I'm tired...off to bed - hopefully when I wake up this thread will the past the 1000 mark!!
Greg
\"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
What they don\'t understand.
When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
-- William Forrester
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January 28th, 2002, 03:50 PM
#987
yoyo
how about some dark humour...
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January 28th, 2002, 08:08 PM
#988
Oh yeah. Almost 1000.
BAM!! BACK TO THE TOP!!!!!
Here's a funny for your Monday.....
A priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions.
A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession - "Father, it
has been two weeks since my last confession these are my sins. Last night I
had sex with Nookie Green."
"That is your sin?"
"Yes, Father."
"You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Our Father."" and the man leaves.
Soon, another enters and kneels. "Father, it has been one month since my
last confession. These are my sins. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest thinks to himself that this Nookie Green woman is fairly
popular with his male parishioners... "Those are your sins?"
"Yes, Father."
"You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Mary's."" The man leaves.
Soon, another enters and kneels down. "Father, it has been six months
since my last confession. These are my sins, I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last six months."
This time, the priest has to ask - "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"Just a woman I know, Father."
"Very well-you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Mary's."
The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who
this Nookie Green woman is . . .
The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass.
The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this woman, a
tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green
sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it. She walks
straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest, her
knees apart.
The priest cannot help but stop and stare. He finally catches himself
and leans over to ask the altar boy "Pssssst..
Is that Nookie Green?"
The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes!"
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
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January 28th, 2002, 08:44 PM
#989
almost there
1000 here we come
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
Get your ass over to SLAYRadio the best station for C64 Remixes !
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January 28th, 2002, 10:10 PM
#990
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