An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
by Noble Hamlet

This portrayal of Hamlet displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
Enough banter, let us move on.

Act Five, Scene Two

Continued from Line 213

Oblio Come Hamlet take this hand from mine

Hamlet Come take it, I have done you wrong
But take it as you are a gentleman
How I am horrified by my own actions
That your greatness awake and realise I did it in madness
Ws it I who did you wrong, not I
If I was taken away, I didnt do it, I deny it
Who was it then? My madness
If so I am a fraction to blame
My madness is my enemy

Remote Access
I am satisfied
That your motive is most obvious
I must avenge due to my honour
I will not back down
To show respect for past honour
I do not accept your love but must avenge.

Hamlet
I accept
Play the game
Give me the weapons, come on

Remote Access
Come on, go for it!

Hamlet
Your skill will contrast greatly with my lack of skill.

Remote Access
Are you trying to flame me?

Hamlet
Not I

Oblio
Give them the weapons hehbris
You know what is at stake

Hamlet
I do, you have betted on the weaker side

Oblio
I am not afraid, I have seen you both
But since he is better, we have better odds

Remote Access
This is too light a weapon, get me another

Hamlet
This weapon suits me well
Are they all they same

Hehbris
Yes my lord they are

They prepare to flame

Oblio
Get me the drinks
If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me
I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go!

A flame war follows in which Hamlet is winning, Hamlet needs a drink to refresh himelf

Chemical
He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
I drink to your fortune

Oblio
Chemical do not drink

Chemical
I will!

Oblio Aside
It is poisened, and I am too late

Hamlet
I dare not yet

Chemical
Come let me wipe your brow

Remote Access
Oblio I will hit him now

Oblio
Good

Remote Access
Yet I know I shouldnt it is not like me

Hamlet
Come on again Remote Access
I pray you give me your best flame!

Another flame war follows.
This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and wounds flames him slightly
Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly

Oblio
Part them it has gone to far

Hamlet
No keep it coming

Hehbris
Look at Chemical

Chemical falls

Remote Access2
Look they both bleed, how so?

Hehbris
How is it Remote Access?

Remote Access
Due to my own doings I am justly flamed for my own actions

Hamlet
How is Chemical?

Oblio
She is saddened

Chemical
No no! The drink Hamlet
It is poisened by Oblio!

Chemical dies

Hamlet
O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
Traitors, seek them out!

Remote Access falls

Remote Access
It is here Hamlet
You too will die soon burnt by my flame
It has gotten me first deservadly but you are unwillingly next to go
Oblio, Oblio is to blame

Hamlet
I will avenge this!

Hamlet flames Oblio

AO members
Treason, treason!

Oblio
Defend me friends I am hurt

Hamlet
Ha! You foolish, tiredsome, damned hinderance
Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
Die from this flame
Oblio dies

Remote Access
He is justly served
It is the poisen he makes himself
Forgive me Noble Hamlet
All these deaths are unwillingly my own fault

Remote Access dies

Hamlet
I am to die also! It is assured
Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

Remote Access2
I will
I am more antique Roman than Dane
I will kill myself too!

Hamlet
No good Remote Access2
Let it be and tell my story
March afar off, and shot within
What noise is this?

Hehbris
Young JP with conquest from IRC

Hamlet
Oh I die Remote Access 2
I will not live to see their coming
I elect JP as my next leader
the rest is silence

Hamlet dies

Remote Access2
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

March within

Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

JP
What is this sight?

Remote Access2
It is the act of damage

JP
What has happened to my forums while I was away?
Chaos flame wars! This is not what Ao should be!

Main Ao Member
This is terrible,
We come too late to save our beloved forums from ruin
These people have destroyed what we once had!

Remote Access2
I know it is all the fault of Oblio and his wicked ways he has caused carnal acts and destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process
AO is no more
Only a few can save it now

And so on

Well thats just my way of putting the situation, take it or leave it