Greetings, Doctor Dolittle.
Since Chemical and Oblio seem to feel that the public forums are the best way to communicate privately, I thought that maybe I could propose a little problem I've been having recently.

It concerns my dog. Her nose glows bright red all the time. All of the other doggies, used to laugh and call her names (like Pinochio). They never let poor Woofy join in their doggy games (like Monopoly!). Then one foggy New Year's Eve, I went to call my dog.... But her glowing nose was nowhere to be found! Finally, I found her... she'd been mistaken for a motorcycle tail-light and pulled over by the police. Do you have any idea as to solve this glowing problem?

Any STRICTLY PERSONAL AND PRIVATE help would be greatly appreciated. If need be, you can send the bill to me at:

Chemical Oblio, 123 Sesame Street, Anywhere, USA, 12345

Thank you,
Chemical Oblio

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Anyone else see what I was trying to accomplish here? I hope two certain people feel very stupid now... sorry if I was a little harsh.

God bless

--PhirePhreak