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Thread: Little weekday puter humor

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    Cool Little weekday puter humor

    CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

    SCSI: System Can't See It

    MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    DOS: Defunct Operating System

    WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

    PnP: Plug and Pray

    APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    IBM: I Blame Microsoft

    DEC: Do Expect Cuts

    MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

    CA: Constant Acquisitions

    COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

    MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

    WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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