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Thread: Bin Laden Jokes (Some Funny Stuff)

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    The best way to get out our feelings is by laughing and jokein around so for all u who wanna make fun of Bin Laden read the followin jokes ive collected from websites and maybe even add ur own


    It is the year 2042, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..." The son, not understanding, asks his father: "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them." The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"

    "One of the Taliban spokesmen said they have thousands of men who look forward to death like Americans look forward to living, which is great because we can arrange that. We'll set them up with death, we'll continue living." —Jay Leno

    "The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt." —Jay Leno

    Failed Afghan Recruiting Posters:
    1. "Be Allah you can be"
    2. "Aim Low"
    3. "An Army of None"
    4. "The Few....................................."
    5. "Martyrs have more fun"
    6. "Vigins....we got Virgins!!"
    7. "Free Camoflage Turbans....sign up today!"
    8. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"

    "The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country. They said they delivered him a note asking him to leave, which is a pretty good trick considering they claim they don't even know where he is." —Jay Leno

    Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of **** in his pocket?
    A: It's his photo ID

    Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
    A: Nothing, yet.

    Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
    A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

    Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
    A: Duck

    Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
    A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

    Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
    A: So they can see their Air Force.

    Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
    A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

    Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of ****?
    A: the bucket

    Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
    A: Two days.

    Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat **** sandwiches?
    A: they can't stand bread

    Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
    A: because the camels can't handle it

    "More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton." —Jay Leno

    "I read in the paper today this bin Laden guy is the wealthiest guy in Afghanistan. That's when you know your government is no good, when the wealthiest guy in the country lives in a cave." —Jay Leno

    "You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration." —Jay Leno

    Thanx for readin these and i hope it brightens ur day and thoes others who have suffered due to this snake hidein in a cave.
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    I am a cracker
    Thats pretty funny rofl but if you want bin laden games jokes wall paper etc... visit

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