It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a mili-second.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a
period of 80 years, no one
reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its
head in the sand (or attempted to
do so - apart from Bones ).

It is physically impossible for pigs to
look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a
version of Alphabetti Spaghetti
especially for the German market that
consisted solely of little pasta

More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a
telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die. if
you keep your eyes open by force, they can
pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over
million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your
ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of
aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal
Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens
to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a
Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented
before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who
use personal ads for dating are
already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one
knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on
and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you
will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue
print is different

over 75% of people who read this will
try to lick their elbow.