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  1. February 7th, 2002, 06:56 PM #1
    Dr Toker
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    A procrastinator's work is never done.

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?.

    Never let a computer know you're in a hurry

    With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error

    To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

    There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    Viagra, its wassup.

    I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

    THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

    I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.




    Any ways hope you find some humor/irony.
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  2. February 7th, 2002, 08:06 PM #2
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    Ahh... I like the one about paychecks. I wonder how many wannabees are in IT depts with no real skills but holding on to their jobs.


    I'll bet it is high.
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  3. February 7th, 2002, 08:11 PM #3
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    very high..

    most scriptkiddies know more then most admins
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
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  4. February 7th, 2002, 08:24 PM #4
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    The parachute one is the best!

    The intelligent life in the universe is probably all too true.....



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  5. February 7th, 2002, 08:56 PM #5
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    boyyyyy...I wish I'm one of those procrastinator wannabes...too bad I'm doing a good job in putting off things...

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  6. February 8th, 2002, 12:50 AM #6
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    [Posted by DrToker
    A procrastinator's work is never done.

    Posted by SilVerRusT
    boyyyyy...I wish I'm one of those procrastinator wannabes...too bad

    Procrastination is like masturbation, its all fun and games untill you realized that all you did was **** yourself in the end!
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  7. February 8th, 2002, 01:40 AM #7
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    Wow that stuff makes you think... If you like this kind of stuff, check out Myrphys Laws
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  8. February 8th, 2002, 07:46 AM #8
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    You know what I've noticed? The Pillsbury DoughBoy is WAY too happy considering he has no genitals...

    Oh, and do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

    Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit *evil grin*

    More where that came from if you want more.

    God bless.
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  9. February 8th, 2002, 07:50 AM #9
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    Why do they put warning labels on bags of nuts saying "WARNING: Contains Nuts!"

    Why do they put brail on drivethrough windows at the ATM, Banks, etc. . .
    "Never give in-never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy!" - Winston Churchill
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  10. February 8th, 2002, 08:48 AM #10
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    Why do they put brail on drivethrough windows at the ATM, Banks, etc. . .
    Some people arent completely blind, but they're blind enough that they can't read small letters. Yes some of these people can still get a driver's permit, yes I find this disturbing.
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