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Thread: Kim Schmitz a.k.a. Kimble

  1. #11
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    this **** just keep getting better better..
    this thread just made my night ppl..

    haven't laughed out loud behind the keyboard like this in a long time...



    I'll start my shower of positive antipoints @ the top....
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  2. #12
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    Kim's in prison.... Why don't we send him a few letters?

    Send a letter to the following address:

    Kim Schmitz
    c/o JVA München
    Postfach 90 06 55
    D-81506 München
    Germany

    (add self-addressed envelope with 0.56 EUR stamp if you'd like to enable Kim to answer your letter) or try emailing Kim at prison@kimble.org

    Now that's comedy.
    An Ounce of Prevention is Worth a Pound of Cure...
     

  3. #13
    System_Overload
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    Thumbs up

    Im just happy I posted a non lame thread... It's about time...


    System_Overload

  4. #14

    Talking

    Kim Schmitz is the biggest joke in the computer security industry since se7en.
    The Chaos Computer Club threw him out because he whas seriously lame. We are talking about a man who claims he got in jail because he made the bluebox. AND he says he wrote the program.
    First off the blue box whas built by Captain Crunch to begin with and second it whas a pocketsize machine and not software.
    the guys at www.analpink.com have a nice cartoon about him.

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    Kimble is a pathetic wannabe... he keeps on saying he was the greatest, better than anyone else... but when it comes down to it.. HE SUCKS !

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    Angry King Kimble?

    Hmmm... lets see here :feels bladder to make sure....:
    Well, all I have to say is...

    For what you want
    Under these
    Circumstances
    Kimble, you really really suck

    Yes, it is true
    Or my name isn't mr.poo
    Under the sky I hate you

    As soon as I can
    Sometime in June
    Somewhere where you are still
    How I will pee on you
    Or defecate more
    Laughing as I do this
    Everyone else will be too...
    !

    Did you know this guys guestbook is 5mb?
    He hates German people, yet a lot of german people have written in there...

    To Kimble:
    If I could look at you... I would pee on you...

    Have you seens some of the stuff he sells? A grand prix event? WTF? A pair of his shoes for 1500 USD? No ****ing way.


    P.S.- Go Fluffi Bunni... I don't care whether you are a script kiddie or a real hacker... you are my hero.
    Welcome to Hell , where we have served more than all of the fast food chains put together! And the number grows everyday! Stay tuned!

  7. #17
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    Hey get this a buddie of mine that I went to high school with says that after his mom+dad split up. His mom hooked up with Captain Crunch, and they still live together today in Palm Harbor Florida.... I never meet this guy, but some of my buddies have and they say he is the real deal.... Kinda cool I guess...


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    Kimble/kim/whoever is a complete waist of air. somone should kill him to better the human gene pool.

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    funny thing ur baggin out a guy who knows a lot more than u when u get some knowledge come back then u can bag him out

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    He is just a poor guy.

    I saw a report about him on RTL (a german TV channel). His family kicked him out early and things didn't go well in his early years. Just a poor fat bastard now in jail...

    Funny thing is that the same station made report a year earlier. Praising him as an internet and hacker guru and Kimble said all the "cool" things you read on his homepage and you saw him with a fat mercedes and on his yacht. I just couldn't bear him and switched to another channel. Thought, what a yerk...

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