This just happened and since I've now replaced my spleen I'm going to share with all of you.

I share office space with a small ISP and a college student that is majoring in IT is trying to get a (thank god) salary free internship with him this summer. He's on the phone with her going over some details and he says something about using mostly Cisco products....her reply?

"Cool....my brother drives for Sysco."

Oh...my...gawddd...