The only test I scored lower on than this one is an IQ test.

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/de-merit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties
You make the bed...+1

You forget to add the decorative pillows...+0

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-1

You leave the toilet seat up...-5

You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty...0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to kleenex...-1

When the kleenex runs out, you slowly shuffle to the next bathroom...-2


You check out a suspicious noise at night...0

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...0

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something...+5

You pummel it with a six iron...+10
It's her cat...-40



Social Engagements
You stay by her side at a party the entire time...0

You stay by her side at a party for a few minutes

and then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy...-2

Named Tiffany...-4

Tiffany is a dancer...-6

Tiffany has implants...-8



Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner...0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...+1

Okay, it's a sports bar...-2

And it's all you can eat night...-3

It's a sports bar, it's all you can eat night and

your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team...-10



Thoughtfulness
You forget her birthday...-20

You try to make it up by giving roses...-20

You don't try to make it up by giving her roses...-30

You forget your anniversary...-30

You forget to pick her up at the bus station...-45

It's in Newark New Jersy...-50

The pouring rain disolves her leg cast...-65



A Night Out
You take her to a movie...+2

You take her to a movie she likes...+4

You take her to a movie you hate...+6

You take her a movie you like...-2

It's called Death Cop 3...-3

Which features Cyborgs having sex...-9

You lied and said it was a foriegn film about orphans...-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Go with a pal....0

The pal is happily married....+1

The pal is single...-7

He drives a Ferrari...-10

With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-15



Flowers
You buy her flowers only when it's expected...0

You buy her flowers just for the heck of it...+20

You give her wild flowers you actually picked yourself...+30

And she contracts Lyme disease...-25



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...-15

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+1

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy pants and large Hawaiian shirts to cover it up...-30

You say: "I don't care, cause you have one too."...-800



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical...-5

She can't use it...-10

Such as a motorized model airplane...-20

And she got a small appliance for her birthday...-40



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip...-4

You lost the directions and ended up getting lost...-10

You ended up getting lost in a bad part of town...-15

You ended up getting lost in a bad part of town and you met the locals up close and personal...-25

You know them...-60



The big question
She askes do I look fat?...-5

You hesitate in responding...-10

You reply,"Where?"...-35



Communication
When she wants to talk you listen with what looks like a concerned expression...0

When she wants to talk you listen for 30 minutes...+5

You listen for over thirty minutes without looking at the T.V....+10

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep...-60