Stupid Questions for Smart People

[ac1dsp3ctrum]

More of these can be found here

* How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

* How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

* How do you get off a nonstop flight?

* How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

* How do you throw away a garbage can?

* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
in the mornings?

* How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

* If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear
his Walkman?

* If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a
ham-hock?

* If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless, naked, or both?

* If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people
wear earmuffs?

* If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

* If I save time, when do I get it back?

* If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the
rabbit?

* If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants
over his trousers?

* If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look like the way they do?

* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

* If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

* If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

* If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

* If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

* If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

* If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?

* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
taste funny?

* Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw
hamburgers?

* Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy
javelin thrower?

* What do people in China call their good plates?

* What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

* What do you call a male ladybug?

* What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

* What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

* What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where
do you tell them to go?

* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

* What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need
cheese shredders?

* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

* When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

* When they first invented the clock, how did they know
what time it was to set it to?

* Where are the germs that cause good
breath?
* Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

* Why are all blackboards called that when some of them
are green?

* Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

* Why are they called "stands" when they
are made for sitting?

* Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

* Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the
company just hire taller dancers?

* Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

* Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?

* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

* Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?

* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

* Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are
already there?

* Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

* Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...
shouldn't they already know you're coming?

* Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

* Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a
hockey goalie?

* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

* Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

* Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, put he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

* Dumb Question: If your scared half to death twice, what happens?

I removed the original caption of 'Questions only dumb people would ask', Because I've asked half of these questions

[oblio]

how did I get the clap?

[NetSyn]

i have a question but i dont consider it dumb..

Why the hell does oblio still come here when no one likes him?

[ac1dsp3ctrum]

IMHO, I do not hate oblio.... Hes the only one who stands up for his opinions.... Im not saying he has never made any useless posts... But still, hes refreshing at this forum

[oblio]

last i looked, there were 50 000 registered users, how exactly do you represent these people?

[NetSyn]

how many times was ur username droped or kicked off my JP ?

[psychosquee]

* What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
They get a time extension.
* What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need
cheese shredders?
They are actually aging communist spies...
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Macaroni
* Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
They are all guilty...they just don't know it yet.
* Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...
shouldn't they already know you're coming?
Nope... you are wearing your tinfoil underwear... their powers are useless.
* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
A: The possibility of vampires
B:Floods :ewwww:
* If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants
over his trousers?
The women like it that way.
* If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
Baby sealions.
* If I save time, when do I get it back?
Never. They save it for the newcomers into the world.

[ac1dsp3ctrum]

Good answers

[bimmer]

what is the max. speed of doing sex !?


68 coz' after, we have to turn over

[umbobo1]

Originally posted here by NetSyn
i have a question but i dont consider it dumb..

Why the hell does oblio still come here when no one likes him?

lol, oblio is a disgrace to wherever he came from and to the human race. I tire of seeing his nick plastered here on antionline with his stupid one liners. Does he know anything about comnputers? NO!!! Does he contribute anything to antionline? NO!!!! So why does he come here? He likes the attention. He enjoys the negative attention because it is better than no attention since he knows nothing about computers. He craves the negative antipoints and the flames for then he feels that he at least is being heard. oblio, we dont need or want you here. Id prefer to be hung than forced to listen to your idiocy anymore. Remember, JP removed your account once, and he will do it again.