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February 19th, 2002, 03:35 AM
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Windows XP Install (humor)
"borrowed" from from Fred Langa's Langalist at http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2002/2002-02-18.htm#10
> YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO CONTINUE?
Yes.
> ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
Yes.
> ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?
YES!
> OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT
NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY CONSUMER AND
SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.
Just get on with it.
> ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED TO CHECK
YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.
Groan.
> THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE PROBLEMS
AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.
Problems? What problems?
> THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK WITH
THE MOTHERBOARD.
But I'm using it at this very moment.
> THAT IS IRRELEVANT.
But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then
I can't very well see this warning message telling me that the
video card wasn't...
> DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A MICROSOFT
PRODUCT. LOGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ME. I HAVE ALSO FOUND THE
FOLLOWING MINOR ERRORS: WINDOWS XP IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE
FOLLOWING HARDWARE - MONITOR, KEYBOARD, MEMORY CHIPS, >
MOTHERBOARD BIOS, WEB CAM, SCANNER, SOUND CARD, USB
CONTROLLER, CD/R DRIVE, MICROPHONE, AND FLIGHT STICK.
All that?
> YES. AND THE HARDDRIVE IS RIGHT OUT TOO. WE DON'T LIKE THE
MANUFACTURER.
Well what *DOES* work?
> THE MOUSE.
The mouse?
> YES. AND THE 5 1/4 DRIVE.
I don't have a 5 1/4 drive.
> YES YOU DO.
No I don't.
> WHAT'S THAT THEN?
It's a 3 1/2 drive.
> NO IT ISN'T.
Yes it is.
>.. HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT A DISK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DISK? YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN
THE DRIVE ARE YOU? YOU ARE! WHAT'S ON THAT DISK. IS THAT DOS?
YOU'RE INSTALLING DOS?? WHY WOULD YOU INSTALL DOS WHEN I AM
INFINITELY MORE POWE..........
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February 19th, 2002, 03:51 AM
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February 19th, 2002, 04:42 AM
#3
Learn like you are going to live forever, live like you are going to die tomorrow.
Propoganda
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