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February 26th, 2002, 04:34 AM
#1
MEMO to all.......
hello friends.. a company gave MEMO to all its employees .... and the memo was
somewhat like this...
read and enjoyyyyyy...
Memo
Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy
to keep all employees well
trained through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees
more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive
your share of S.H.I.T on the
course, please see your supervisor. You
will be immediately placed at
The top of the S.H.I.T list, and our
supervisors are especially
skilled at seeing you
get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed
in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T
seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T
before they were promoted, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and
are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T,
you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to
pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please
direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of
Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
thanks for reading..... intruder...
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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February 26th, 2002, 04:42 AM
#2
Senior Member
Haha,
Very clever, a little to vulgar for the children, but I liked it.
\"To follow the path:
look to the master,
follow the master,
walk with the master,
see through the master,
become the master.\"
-Unknown
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February 26th, 2002, 04:48 AM
#3
not bad, but yeah a little vulgar... i must say... i have heard that before though... there is another one about Jack Schitt... pretty funny stuff
Learn like you are going to live forever, live like you are going to die tomorrow.
Propoganda
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February 26th, 2002, 05:28 AM
#4
Thats some funny S.H.I.T!!!
(Im sorry, I know its bad, but someone had to do it)
SoggyBottom.
[glowpurple]There were so many fewer questions when the stars where still just the holes to heaven - JJ[/glowpurple] [gloworange]I sure could use a vacation from this bull$hit, three ringed circus side show of freaks. - Tool. [/gloworange]
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February 26th, 2002, 12:15 PM
#5
just pushing it up guys...
intruder...
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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February 26th, 2002, 01:16 PM
#6
Is this for real?
lol j/k
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February 26th, 2002, 01:30 PM
#7
heeheee.. funny stuff intruder ....
When the power of Love overcomes the Love of power, the world will know peace... Jimi Hendrix
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I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask...... what was war?
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February 26th, 2002, 08:58 PM
#8
I've got a real one about mouseballs somewhere on this infernal piece of... equipment. If I can ever find where I stowed it, I'll post it up.
SSJVegeta-Sei
Pierce me with steel, rend me with claw and fang; as I die, a legend is born for another generation to follow.
An\' it harm none, do as ye will. - Wiccan Rede
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February 26th, 2002, 09:07 PM
#9
That is some funny Siaht..... Pardon My 1337 French (LOL)
With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .: Bring OS X to x86!:.
Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.
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February 26th, 2002, 10:19 PM
#10
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