MEMO to all.......

[intruder]

hello friends.. a company gave MEMO to all its employees .... and the memo was
somewhat like this...

read and enjoyyyyyy...


Memo

Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy
to keep all employees well
trained through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees
more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive
your share of S.H.I.T on the
course, please see your supervisor. You
will be immediately placed at
The top of the S.H.I.T list, and our
supervisors are especially
skilled at seeing you
get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed
in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T
seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T
before they were promoted, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and
are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T,
you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to
pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please
direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of
Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).



thanks for reading..... intruder...

[3ntropy]

Haha,
Very clever, a little to vulgar for the children, but I liked it.

[lord_darkside_x]

not bad, but yeah a little vulgar... i must say... i have heard that before though... there is another one about Jack Schitt... pretty funny stuff

[SoggyBottom]

Thats some funny S.H.I.T!!!

(Im sorry, I know its bad, but someone had to do it)

[intruder]

just pushing it up guys...

intruder...

[Focmaester]

Is this for real?


lol j/k

[bimmer]

heeheee.. funny stuff intruder ....

[SSJVegeta-Sei]

I've got a real one about mouseballs somewhere on this infernal piece of... equipment. If I can ever find where I stowed it, I'll post it up.

SSJVegeta-Sei

[Noia]

That is some funny Siaht..... Pardon My 1337 French (LOL)

[BERBURT]

that was funny