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Thread: "...and I am a hacker"

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    Jan 2002

    Talking "...and I am a hacker"

    Eh, don't worry, this isn't some script kiddy "confessing" to all he's done.

    I started thinking about the "My name is joe, and I am canadian", so I decided to make a hacker version of it...probably been done before.

    I'm not a sociopath, or a criminal. I don't deal drugs, sell porn, or steal identities.
    I don't know hotgirl_2001_18889432, or coolguy_2001_98319354 although I'm sure they're very nice.
    I have a dial-up account, not "The internet".
    My computer hangs or freezes, it doesn't "crash".
    I can proudly display Tux on just about everything.
    I belive in anonymity, not disclosure; in fixing problems, not creating them.
    And that the penguin is a truly proud and noble animal.
    A hard drive is the disk inside your computer, and a computer is the box.
    And it's pronounced Linux. OK? Not LINE-X, Linux!
    Hackers are least known, most knowledgable people around, and the best part of the internet.
    You don't know my name, because I am a hacker!

    If you don't know about the "I am Canadian" rant, I'll post it here:

    "I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber or own a dogsled.
    "I don't know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, although I'm certain they're very nice.
    "I have a prime minister, not a president.
    "I speak English and French, not American.
    "And I pronounce it 'about,' not 'a-boot.'
    "I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
    "I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation.
    "And that the beaver is a proud and noble animal.
    "A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
    "And it's pronounced zed. OK? Not zee. Zed.
    "Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America.
    "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian."
    Elen alcarin ar gwath halla ná engwar.

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    Nov 2001
    thanks for sharing, thesecretfire!
    Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”

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