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March 30th, 2002, 01:42 AM
#1
stupid people
- Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
- A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off
each other's head.
- A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the
job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory
industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor
injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted,
and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a
chair while watching the film.
- The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
- A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the
time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus
and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
- Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about
Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied,
only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker
confused the copier with the shredder.
- A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out
for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police
officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the
courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
- Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
- When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was
arrested.
- A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard
and brought the vehicle to a stop.
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March 30th, 2002, 01:48 AM
#2
Junior Member
The intelligence of some people never ceases to amaze me. :-\
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March 30th, 2002, 01:58 AM
#3
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
Damn, I spent my lunch money on the multi-million dollar nuclear missile, I cant afford the damn fine.... Ahhhh, Ill have to relocate my plans
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March 30th, 2002, 01:58 AM
#4
aislinn, Aria, BTBAM, chevelle, codeseven, Cky, dredg, evergreen terrace, from autumn to ashes,hopesfall, hxc, luti-kriss, nirvana, norma jean, shai hulud, this hero dies, tool, underoath, zao,
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March 30th, 2002, 03:38 AM
#5
very funny... & i agree with Resolution ... the intelligents of some ppl amazes me too
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March 30th, 2002, 08:45 AM
#6
Whats even better is when these people remove themselves from the gene pool:
www.darwinawards.com
Elen alcarin ar gwath halla ná engwar.
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March 30th, 2002, 08:52 AM
#7
Member
hehehe, i'll never understand why ppl can be pretty darn stupid at times.it'll never end. btw, our kids are our future....Were Doomed!!!!
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March 30th, 2002, 10:13 AM
#8
Member
Yeah I love these 2 guys shooting at each other !!!
[blur]On a toujours besoin d\'un plus petit que soi. [/blur]
French diction
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March 30th, 2002, 06:37 PM
#9
Member
how sad. Dumbness is catching.
It must be them again. Start the response cycle.
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March 30th, 2002, 06:52 PM
#10
Once I sold my friend a copied (scanned then printed) €5-00 note for €3-00. The hologram was all weird and it felt like a regular piece of paper. He just thought he was getting a great deal.
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