*evil grin*
I've found even more humor!

Enjoy!

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's a hardware problem.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One always quits in the middle of the project.

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...

Q: How many OS/2 programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I think that's a device driver problem.

Q: How many program managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's get the marketers involved. We can sell this as a feature.

Q: How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the lightbulb into a faucet.

Q: How many tech support guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We have an exact copy of that lightbulb here and it seems to be working fine. Canyou tell me what kind of system you have? OK. Just exactly how dark is it? OK. There could be four or five things wrong. Have you tried the light switch? Well, try it now. OK. Look over by the door. Is there a little rectangular thing on the wall? It might be a beige color. Good. That's called a light switch...

Q: How many help writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. In the future, we can move all of our docs on line, which means people won't need books or lightbulbs.

Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb works fine on the system in my office. Not reproducible.

Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed lightbulb object would inherit a change method from a generic lightbulb class, so all you'd have to do is send it a bulb.change message.

Q: How many group assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One

Well, I hope you enjoyed. If you're annoyed by my nerd humor, deal with it.

God bless,
--PhirePhreak