Now, before you go blasting me, this is just a joke. And in this time of painful realizations that some catholic priests aren't pure,(wonder, wonder) I thought this joke was appropriate.

Father O'leary is hearing confessions one Saturday morning when he
realizes he has to pee. He peeks his head out of the confessional and sees a
group of altar boys sitting in the pews. He calls out for one and asks the
little boy to take his place while he goes to the bathroom.

"When they enter, allow them to confess, and then give them the
appropriate repentance. There's a list posted here on the side of the
confessional. For theft, 6 hail-marys. For murder, 12 hail-marys
and an hour of silent prayer, and so on, ya got it." The boy nods
and proceeds to wait.

Along comes a lady who enters the confessional and begins "Father,
it's been 2 weeks since my last confession." The boy, in a low,
manly voice responds "Yes, go on my child." She continues to tell
him that she gave a ******* to a man who was not her husband. The
boy scans the list saying to himself "*******, *******, where's the
friggin *******". Well there's no listing for *******, so he looks
out and asks Tony, another altar boy, "Hey Tony, what does Father
O'leary give for a *******?" Tony goes, "A handful of Gummi Bears
and a Snickers bar."