Catholic humor

[KorpDeath]

Now, before you go blasting me, this is just a joke. And in this time of painful realizations that some catholic priests aren't pure,(wonder, wonder) I thought this joke was appropriate.

Father O'leary is hearing confessions one Saturday morning when he
realizes he has to pee. He peeks his head out of the confessional and sees a
group of altar boys sitting in the pews. He calls out for one and asks the
little boy to take his place while he goes to the bathroom.

"When they enter, allow them to confess, and then give them the
appropriate repentance. There's a list posted here on the side of the
confessional. For theft, 6 hail-marys. For murder, 12 hail-marys
and an hour of silent prayer, and so on, ya got it." The boy nods
and proceeds to wait.

Along comes a lady who enters the confessional and begins "Father,
it's been 2 weeks since my last confession." The boy, in a low,
manly voice responds "Yes, go on my child." She continues to tell
him that she gave a ******* to a man who was not her husband. The
boy scans the list saying to himself "*******, *******, where's the
friggin *******". Well there's no listing for *******, so he looks
out and asks Tony, another altar boy, "Hey Tony, what does Father
O'leary give for a *******?" Tony goes, "A handful of Gummi Bears
and a Snickers bar."

[exploiter]

lol, good joke..but off the point

[avenger_jcc]

off the point?? how so?? I thought it was funny

[exploiter]

joke is funny...but this is security forum or jokes forum ?

[avenger_jcc]

people like you are what drags things down. yes its a security forum, but cut him some slack, he made a joke to make people laugh. in its own thread... it said in the title catholic humor, if you dont want to read HUMOR then dont click, plain and simple. Plus, theres also the fact of his status on the forum and the fact that hes one of the top 10 thread starters, but whos counting??

Get over it.


Avenger

[thor]

That's why it's in the general chit chat....

[KorpDeath]

Originally posted here by exploiter
joke is funny...but this is security forum or jokes forum ?

exploiter-
Look, do some research I post plenty of security related things and some of them (who's counting...) actually help people. Where's your contribution?

No hard feelings.

[Kindred69]

exploiter;Not to mention that it was posted in general chit chat where you can talk about whats on your mind not in one of the other forums. If you spend time at this site, and in IRC you will see that this is more of a comunity, it a large group of people that are into security, but we all need a laugh at times. Cosmos, a forum for issues outside sercurity, you will find threads on the meaning of life, maths, and much more. Then there is general chit chat where the post are just the chit chat. If you dont like them dont read posts fomr these forums simple really.

KorpDeath;- LOL thats funny as.

[debwalin]

Lol...that was a good one Korp. I'm afraid at this point in history, you can either laugh or cry. It's a shame what's going on in the Catholic Church right now, and it just brings down all religions when something like this happens. I think it's good to look at the lighter side sometimes, and realize that all people are human, and [glowpurple]sometimes[/glowpurple] creeps hide behind their religion...not just Catholicism, but [glowpurple]all[/glowpurple] religions.

Deb

[KorpDeath]

So true.