Behind the scenes....

[valhallen]

....at Jeeves.
heh was just checking the what people are looking for page on Jeeves here and some people look for the bumbest things...
these are actual questions!!!!

• where can I find the search engine google?
• Where can i find fashion web-site style.com?
• Where can I find pro-sex advice for losing my virginity?
• Where can I download MP3s from Audiogalaxy?
• How much should I sell my house for?
• What is ask Jeeves? (appeared ALOT)

heh some people search for the weirdest things!

v_Ln

[gstudios]

You can do the same thing at www.metaspy.com - to spy on MetaCrawl searches

[cwk9]

I watched this for about 5min and about 60% of the searches must of been done by complete retards.

[Terr]

cwk: Even adjusting for the fact that retards have to make more searches than non-retards, the statistics are still scary.

[valhallen]

heh your right terr %'s is scarry
btw: appologies meant to post this in general chit chat >_<;
but u know how easy it is to get confussed as to what forum u are posting to when u have 4/5 windows open at AO

v_Ln

[Keisha]

"sheila kelley" + "nude"
Where can I learn about the human rectum and anus?
"Where can I find information about bestiality and how-to with canines (for men)?"
"Where can I find gay chatrooms online?"
"Where can I find information on and winning numbers for the Georgia state lottery?"

<snicker>
Damn...jeeves must be psychic now...

"What is safer sex?"
"Where can I chat online with teens?"
:Where can I learn about or see the world's largest dinosaurs?:

Uhm.....sorry kid, the dinosaurs came down with a slight case of dead

Where can I find the popular job search site HeadHunter.net?"

Uhm...duh? Quick....what's the number for 911?

"Where can I learn about the sexual practice foreplay?"
"What are some different sexual positions we can try?"
Where can I find extensive historical, economic, and political information about the country Peru?"

No..Jeeves doesn't do your homework for you......

"How do I prepare a disaster plan in case of a disaster?"
"Where can I find out everything I ever wanted to know about marijuana?"
"Where can I see photographs of wind?"

Since when can air be photographed?

It's bad...I've been watching this thing long enough to see patterns. I need to go to bed now.

-Keisha

[mrlin]

Besides all that,

Ask Jeeves is a scheming, dirty search engine. After some background research, I discovered that companies PAY for their sites to appear first when certain words are entered.

http://static.wc.ask.com/docs/advert...vertising.html

I mean come on, people are paying for keywords. Terrible

(I could be wrong, if so please tell me.)