IRC idiots...well worth the read

[Keisha]

It's a bit long, but worth the read. Yet another s'kiddie. I wonder if they like me cause I'm female or something? Lonely little 15 year olds reaching out from their filthy little bedrooms or something? *shrugs* Anyway, for your amusement I present, XeroHack!

/me polishes her l33t BS'ing skills.

<XeroHack> how old are u
<Keisha> 19
<Keisha> Why?
<XeroHack> just wanned to ask
<Keisha> alrighty then
<XeroHack> white or black hat
<XeroHack> ?
<Keisha> grey
<XeroHack> grey...(new one to me)
<XeroHack> its that like a mix
<XeroHack> hehehe
<Keisha> pretty much
<XeroHack> kool
<XeroHack> then am a grey one too
<XeroHack> I dint know that
<Keisha> So what's your gig?
<XeroHack> not big
<XeroHack> How much you know about hacking
<XeroHack> ?
<Keisha> I know what I need to know, and I can find anything else
<XeroHack> kool, you got an shell account ?
<Keisha> severa
<Keisha> l
<XeroHack> kool, I think you know more than me
<Keisha> Probably
<Keisha> So what is it you want to do?
<Keisha> What brings you to AO?
<XeroHack> have you ever break into any comp, (doest matter whos)
<Keisha> Yes
<XeroHack> well, I just... I dont know how to explain it, I was just bored of hacking and hacking and I wanned something new
<XeroHack> chats or something like that
<XeroHack> know more programimg
<Keisha> *nods* What do you hack?
<XeroHack> AO, I heard about it
<XeroHack> I hack, shell accounts, hotmail, aol, I do a lot of things, its like this I have the skills but I havent used them correctly
<Keisha> Any virii?
<XeroHack> what about you
<XeroHack> yeah, some, simple ones
<Keisha> Cracking the commerical stuff got boring
<XeroHack> ...
<XeroHack> in other words, yes
<XeroHack> hehe
<Keisha> something like that
<XeroHack> you are like an uberhacker
* Keisha polishes her l33t skills
<XeroHack> hehehehe
<XeroHack> kool
<XeroHack> am still a wannabe L33t h4x0r
<XeroHack> you got msn
<XeroHack> ?
<Keisha> nope
<Keisha> Too easy to hack
<XeroHack> o well
<XeroHack> wow
<XeroHack> show me what you will do to hack msn
<XeroHack> then I will tell you what I will do
<Keisha> And how do I know you arent' FBI?
<XeroHack> nooooooo
<XeroHack> hahahahahaha
<XeroHack> hahaha
<XeroHack> nice joke
<Keisha> For that matter, how do you know I'm not?
<XeroHack> anyway
<XeroHack> you cant do anything becaus you say I just hack something
<XeroHack> or I
<XeroHack> believe me
<XeroHack> come on, this conv its getting nicer
<Keisha> nicer?
<XeroHack> I dont know, come on
<Keisha> So yuo wanna know how to hack msn?
<XeroHack> some of it, I have tried
<XeroHack> but...
<Keisha> What haev you tried?
<XeroHack> I dont have the gots to tell you, your l33t skills are no match for me, hehe you will problably laught at me, hehe
<Keisha> We all start somewhere
<XeroHack> ok
<XeroHack> start
<Keisha> I need to know whaty ou know first, no point in repeatnig what you already know
<XeroHack> the basics, but its ok, start from whereever you think it will be easy
<XeroHack> hehe
<Keisha> Alrighty, we'll start with what not to do and work from there.
<XeroHack> ok
<XeroHack> keep on going you student is reading hehe
<Keisha> When you want to find people to teach you to hack
<Keisha> The -last- place you should be looking is a -security- website.
<Keisha> Grow up, and get lost
<XeroHack> hehe, I told I know soome of it
<Keisha> You have however, provided me with a few moments of amusement.
<Keisha> I'm sure the boards will have fun reading this conversation
<XeroHack> maybe

Lesse. For the record:

I do own a grey hat, though I rarely wear it, it's itchy. I -do- have a shell account, on my own server. I've broken into my own computer when I've forgotten BIOS passwords.

Other than that, I just generally had fun BS'ing this idiot. IRC never fails to provide me with much amusement.

-Keisha

*edited for gross abuse of smilies*

[debwalin]

Geez, and I was there the whole time, and missed all of it...Lmao!

You go girl!

Deb

[valhallen]

*edited for gross abuse of smilies*

but smilies are so uber-l337...hmmm obviously that kiddiot isn't as advance as most

|-|3 |-|45|\|`7 |_34R|\|7 |-|0\/\/ 2 74|_|< 1|\| |_|83R ( 00|_ l337 5[]D34|<

omg it has taken me like 5mins to type that last line >_<; how the hell can peps type like that!?!?!?!?

v_Ln

[debwalin]

Hey valhallen, now that you've typed it, why don't you include a translation for us lazy folks....lol!

Deb

[Keisha]

Deb, what that says is

"He hasn't learned how to talk in uber cool leet speak", which took me several seconds to type.

*goes to take tylenol now*

*grin at valhallen*

-Keisha

[Dome]

Skiddiots are fun

[freeOn]

There is also another name for <XeroHack> he somtimes goes by the name <Guest>

[NetSyn]

i have a comment for this.......

i am a 18 year old male wanna go out Keisha ? j/k

/me reads up on how to hack the mind of a girl at packetstorm

--NetSyN--

[valhallen]

Deb, what that says is

"He hasn't learned how to talk in uber cool leet speak", which took me several seconds to type.

*goes to take tylenol now*

*grin at valhallen*

-Keish

/me praises your uber-l337 reading

tis just lucky they ain't discovered morse code - how l337 would they be if they could write with just dots & dashes!?!?!?!?

.... . .... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - .... . / ..- -... . .-. -....- .-.. ...-- ...-- - -... / ... .--. . .- -.- / --- ..-. / - .... . / .- -. .- ... -

translation:- heh morse code the uber-l337 speak of the past

v_Ln

[Keisha]

Sure, but you'll have to ask my boyfriend first.

*points in the corner*

See the scary looking angry guy glaring at you? Go have a chat. I'm sure he'll be delighted. He's got this slight anger management problem, but he's working on it.....really. The last guy that tried that got out of the hospital....eventually...I'm sure he'll be fine with one arm.

-Keisha