oh well some of this is funny and some i just dont know. i will post only a few here then you can go to the site to see the rest.
did you know that is some parts of the usa you cant have sex with the lights on. ( drinking takes care of that )
driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. ( sry hun looks like were going to the beach )
children are not to go trick-or-treating on halloween (no candy cry cry )
it is illegal to tickle women ( thats ok i just take my clothes off that always gets a laugh )
if you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive dui's ( well looks like my friends want be getting drunk ever again with me around )
it is legel for a man to beat his wife on the courthoude steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm ( omg hum who wrote that law? i bet it was not a man ) wow thats crazy
it is illegal to flip a cain in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. ( dang and i love free coffee )
well to see the rest go to www2.dumblaws.com
hope you like them
wortcraft