Anyone out there got any good jokes? And I mean good jokes, not "What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino? An Hel-ef-I-Know." Nothing like that.

Heres a starter, you may find it disturbing or hilarious.

A man gets a call from the hospital that his wife has been in a terrible accident. The man races to the hospital and bounds inside. As soon as he finds the doctor he attacks him with questions. "Is she alright?" "Will she be OK?" "What happened?" the man says all at once.
The doctor stands there for a moment and finally says,"I'm sorry sir, but your wife has been in a terrible car accident. She has become paralised from the waiste down. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, clothe her."
The man breaks down and begins to exclaim," This is HORRIBLE."
"Just kidding," the doctor says, "Your wife is dead."


Now your turn.