How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

[vanman]

Greetings all,
Some funnies I thought I should share with all the animal lovers out there.
1.Golden retriever:The sun is shining, the day is young,we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you are worried about a stupid burnt out bulb?
2.Border collie:Just one , And then I will replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3.Dachhund:You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4.Rottweiler:Make me!
5.Labrador:Oh me!,me!!Pleeeeeeze let me change the bulb!Can I?Can I?Huh?Huh?Huh?Can I?
6.Tiberian terrier:Let the Border collie do it .You can feed me while he is doing it.
7.Jack russel terrier:I’ll just pop it while I am bouncing off the wall and furniture.
8.Poodle:I’ll just blow in the Collies ear and he will be finished by the time I am done with my nails.
9.Cocker spaniel:Why change it?I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
10.Boxer:Who cares?I can still play with my squeky toys in the dark.
11.Chihuahua:Yo quieroTacoBulb.
12.Irish wolfhound:Can someone else do it please/I have got a hangover.
13.Pointer:I see it, there it is,there it is,right there..
14.Staffie:Who cares about the bulb ?Can I hang from the fitting please/
15.Greyhound:It isn’t moving !Who cares?
16.Hound dog:ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
17.Australian Sheppard:First I’ll herd all the light bulbs into one little circle…
Catogs do not change light bulbs.Humans do.So the question is How long before I can expect some light?

Hope you enjoyed it.
Regards
Vanman

[Laser]

Are dogs wonderfull or what?Personally I like no 12.lol!!!!!!!Hey I needed that. Maybe I need to take a nap..ha ..ha!!!!