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March 9th, 2003, 08:05 AM
#1
is this microsofts source code?
i was out of boredom searching google for M$ hacks and found this http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/P.../micro010.html
i thought it was pretty funny.......ok ill admit i got really excited for a second.
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March 9th, 2003, 11:25 AM
#2
Senior Member
nice link mate .. i saw it , there are 3 kind of ms codes there , but i don't know it is works or not , i will try to run on it.
by the way thanks mate.
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March 9th, 2003, 04:46 PM
#3
Member
Thats funny, sumtimes i seriously think Micro$oft actualy uses that code.
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March 9th, 2003, 06:20 PM
#4
Senior Member
the code
How can you not be sure that's the code they use, of course it is I'm amazed it doesnt have large lines of '//Bill is god, obey Bill' stuck in the middle of every line...
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March 9th, 2003, 06:29 PM
#5
Member
No! This is the code
Hey Hatebreed(I love them!!!),
I actually found another versoin of the M$ windows source code......
Here it is......
Source Code to Windows 98
/* Source Code to Windows 98 -- Enjoy! */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
Hehe.... Hope you get a good laugh outta that one
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March 10th, 2003, 12:02 AM
#6
Sorry Turmoil, your code's not quite all there yet. Here is a more complete version. It wouldn't be Microsoft code without a buffer overflow in it.
void main(int argc, argv) {
char licensenumber[20];
strcpy(licencenumber, argv[1]);
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation) {
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
}
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March 10th, 2003, 12:18 PM
#7
Junior Member
well guys I could'nt laugh a bit reading all that crap -- can we do some serious (if not big) stuff??
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