S P E C I A L . A N N O U N C E M E N T

[GPF]

S P E C I A L . A N N O U N C E M E N T
Internet Cleaning
DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET
FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 PM (GMT)
UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 2nd.

*** Attention ***
It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut
down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which
eliminates dead e-mail and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites, allows for a
better working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 P.M. (GMT) on March
31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five
powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the
Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the
following:
1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet
connections.
2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.
3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet.
4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.

We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we
apologise. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than
made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has
been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your co-operation.
Fu Ling Yu

Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff Main Branch,
Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet
users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the
upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be
able to read it.

Remember to clean the message up and delete the old headers and address lists
before you send it Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet
users as well.

Thank you.

./GPF

PS. (source via e-mail from www.jollygoodjokes.co.za)

[HTRegz]

I'd have to say that's about the best April Fools Day joke I've seen in a while.. The sad part is I know people who would actually believe that.....some of them are in computer programs too..

[qwerty_smith]

Thanks. I got five people in the office this morning. The sports writer was getting really nervous! He supposedly had important e-mail coming from coaches on that day. heh heh...

[GPF]

Ah... I love it. some people fall for anything...

Anyone got any other good ideas for April fools?

./GPF

[tammy_hope]

HAY you tricked me!!!




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[instronics]

Can i open my servers again? Is it done yet? Heh

[GPF]

Originally posted here by instronics
Can i open my servers again? Is it done yet? Heh

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
not till midnight silly
oh... hang on...
which time zone, it is only 12 noon here.
Anyway I am glad you all enjoyed my thread.

Happy April Fools to All !

./GPF