I did a search on google: "Ewoks are idiots". Dont know why the mood just took
This is what I found:
http://www.geocities.com/noobboy88/thestorychap1.html
Its the most amusing story I've ever read, Its about and by a brazilian boy who accidentally ejaculated over his Dreamcast. Its a short 3 part story and well worth a read (if your bored that is).
Oh dear!!
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