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    Question Favorite Simpsons Quote


    another GENERAL post, but this has a little humour to it. i know its not security realted etc etc and so on and so forth, but i havent seen one piece of humor for ages. so, i wanted to know what everyones favorite simpsons quote is and why. i know that everyone has seen at least 10 simpsons episodes so i will start. and i want to know why it is your favorite quote.

    I actually have two, both from Homer:

    1) From the episode (Halloween Special) where the Y2K bug strikes the world because homer didnt do something (as usual) and all electronic appliances go bazerk, and everyone is leaving earth. anyways, homer and bart get left behind (cause of their stupidness) and catch a different space ship. and it hurtles towards the sun. and homer says:

    and i quote: "The Sun!! but thats the hottest place on earth"

    i love that quote because it really shows how stupid homer can be, who am i kidding...all the time.

    2) This Quote i will always remember because it shows how homer can be so cruel to his fellow neighbours, particulary ned flanders. homer is making a float for some parade, and he steals all of ned flanders flowers. ned says "Homer, i can help but notice you took all my flowers", to which homer replies "Cant have a float without flowers", and i deffence ned says "but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow again??" and homer has a little laugh sorta half cruel half ammusing only to himself with a dragged out "yea, hehe"

    anyways, thats all, im sure most of you know what quotes i am talking about.

    Thankyou, you have all be wonderful tonight. now to prepare for the neggs (be gentle)

    - Trying is the first step towards failure. the moral is never try.
    - It\'s like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
    ----Homer J Simpson----

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    Just West of Beantown, though nobody from Beantown actually calls it "Beantown."
    "The berries taste like burning..."
    -Ralphie Wiggum

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    "They have the internet for computers now!?"
    -Homer J. Simpson
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    "Relax, Bender; It was just a dream. There's no such thing as two." ~ Fry
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    Favourite Simpsons Quote... wow.. there are so many.

    I'd have to go with the classic

    "Excellent" - Mr. Burns.... because evil is great

    and from the Halloween episode with the matter transporter.

    "ewww.. you can be lisa's pet." - Bart.... because when we were all younger we wished we could give our little sisters pets with 2 asses

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    Ralph wiggum has the best quotes by far!!!!

    Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

    Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph

    Me fail english? That's unpossible

    Miss Hoover?
    MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
    My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
    MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
    Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

    Lisa: Hi, fellaaass.
    Chuck: [after she leaves] Love that chewing gum walk.
    Ralph: Ve-ry Wrigley.


    there is another one where someone is talking to Ralph about fires in the home and Ralph replies something like:

    'In my house we call them accidents' but I cant remember exactly what it is....

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    "Uh Oh, someone's stinky.....(sniff, sniff), oh it's me! - Barney Google, my hero...LOL
    "It is a shame that stupidity is not painful" - Anton LaVey

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    " I am the lizard queen!" -Lisa Simpson
    " Can't talk, comming down" -Lisa Simpson
    " Let him go dude, he knows what he's doing" -Auto
    Ron Paul: Hope for America

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    <to music>
    i'll eat pizza,
    i'll eat bagels,
    i'll eat hotdogs with beer,
    i'll eat eggplant
    i'll even eat a baby deer
    lalalalala who's a baby deer on the lawn.....
    </end music>

    <drank rant> got a butt that won't quit...
    they got these little pretzels down there that argggmm
    and then mmfffgggrrhhhh...
    i oughta.....

    "dad, are you licking toads?"
    "i'm not not licking toads..."
    U suk at teh intuhnet1!!1!1one

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    Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

    MMMMMMMMMM Forbidden Doughnut --Homer Simpson
    Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
    Clare Boothe Luce

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    or maybe
    how about "DOH!"
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    Could never think of my favorite, but here are a few...

    Parole Board Officer: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

    Homer: "Oh no you don't!" - When his autodialer starts to run away and he chases it down

    Police Chief Wiggum: "...I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter."

    One more...
    Marge: "You'll kill us all!!!" - Homer: "Or die trying!"

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