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May 9th, 2003, 07:22 PM
#1
 The Earth IS Flat
A humorous read:
Enter the Flat Earth Society. For over five hundred years humanity has believed the "round Earth" teachings of Efimovich and his followers. But all hope is not lost. For through all that time, a small but diligent band of individuals have preserved the knowledge of our planet's true shape. And now, after centuries in the Dark Ages, we believe that mankind as a whole is once again ready to embrace the truth that has forever been the Flat Earth Society. Using whatever means are deemed necessary and relying heavily on a callous disregard for the lives and well-being of our members, we have slowly but steadily been spreading the news.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djubl...rthsociety.htm
Jeez, I hope they don't think I'm helping to spread the news by posting this here...
Above ground, vertical, and exchanging gasses.
Now you see me | Now you don't
"Relax, Bender; It was just a dream. There's no such thing as two." ~ Fry
sometimes my computer goes down on me
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May 9th, 2003, 11:31 PM
#2
Member
hahhahhahahhhahahahahha.... this just shows how stupid some people are. For some reason the first other stupid person that came to my mind after reading this was Jesse Jackson. Lol, these forums always need a good laugh 11001001, thanks. 
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May 10th, 2003, 03:18 AM
#3
I didnt know people still believed that! I guess that kinda goes with the whole flat earth policy thingy. You know "no matter how convincing the evidence that is put in some peoples faces, they will just believe whatever they want to." Its kinda funny how convinced they really are about it too.
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May 10th, 2003, 05:43 PM
#4
For remember it's the pope Jean-Paul II who officially admitted for the church that the earth was not flat.
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May 11th, 2003, 11:59 AM
#5
Banned
if the earth "was" flat than what's ment to be on the other side??
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May 11th, 2003, 03:22 PM
#6
if the earth "was" flat than what's ment to be on the other side??
And where are the borders ?
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May 11th, 2003, 03:28 PM
#7
And why hasnt anyone fallen off yet?! 
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May 11th, 2003, 10:18 PM
#8
Member
And how does earth rotate around the sun??? Or do they beleive in the sun?
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May 12th, 2003, 04:39 PM
#9
I think they believe that the sun rotate around the earth.
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May 13th, 2003, 06:21 AM
#10
I think of that great line from Men in Black...
1500 years ago people thought the universe centered around the Earth, 500 years ago people thought the world was flat, and 15 minutes ago you thought we were alone in the universe.
ddddc
"Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot
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