PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
DEC = Do Expect Cuts
CA = Constant Acquisitions
CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defunct Operating System
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industy Control
WWW = World Wide Wait
and this one
The flannel nightshirt my mother gave me as a gift had white clouds on a blue background and was very modest. My husband, an avid computer user, told me I looked sexy.
"In this?" I asked in disbelief.
"Yeah," he replied. "It reminds me of the logo for Microsoft Windows"
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