non-sensical thread

[hatebreed2000]

/me looks at everyone..
You're all a bunch of whores
/me runs away before anyone can initiate a retaliation

[hatebreed2000]

No, in all seriousness though...
Don't ya hate it when you're in a room full of people and there is lots of backround noise and then all of a sudden everything seems to go quite for a second. i hate that.

[nihil]

Hatebreed~

Just get a new zip fitted to your pants, and the problem should go away?

Errrrrrrr...................shouldn't your last post have been in "hardware"

[hatebreed2000]

OK...maybe it's because it's monday or it could be that fish I had for lunch, but nihil's comment just fell about 30 yards from me.

[nihil]

Hmmmmmm?

I take it that your pants have a zip fastener at the front?

I would imagine that you may have seen signs in the "boys' room" : please adjust your dress before leaving?

If you walk into a room with "it all hanging out"..................

[hatebreed2000]

Yes, my pants have a zipper in the front. No I have never seen a sign in the boys restroom with instruction on "adjusting your dress". And no I could not imagine walking into the office I work at with "it all hanging out".
And damn nilhil, you british are a bunch of dirty minded people.

[DeadAddict]

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[hatebreed2000]

So true. Even worse, a filthy mind.

[nihil]

Whilst I am in the process of taking this thread to crush depth.................a true one from the British Parliament:

Bessie Braddock to Winston Churchill:

"Winston, your flies are undone" ("flies" a Brit term for the zipper or buttons at the front of your pants)

Winston Churchill:

"Don't worry madam; a dead bird has never been known to fall out of its nest"

[hatebreed2000]

LOL. I like it.