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September 7th, 2003, 01:05 AM
#1
A Little Humor For Programmers
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September 7th, 2003, 01:21 AM
#2
This is good!
User: "Hey, can you help me? My program doesn't work."
Consultant: "What is the problem? Are you using Turbo Pascal?"
User: "Yes, the program just blocks the machine."
Consultant: "Well, does it compile?"
User: "I don't know -- it just doesn't run. You see? There's the EXE file. If you run it, it blocks the machine."
Consultant: "And where is your source, the PAS file??"
User: "I wrote it and renamed it to EXE so it could run."
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September 7th, 2003, 01:29 AM
#3
lol, yeah i like that one the most
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September 7th, 2003, 06:06 AM
#4
hahhahahahhaha ...but shouldnt this be in the Humor Forum .... tx for the laughs
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September 7th, 2003, 06:41 AM
#5
I personally love this one...
Colleague: "Hey! I hate these Microsoft guys! What a rotten compiler! It only accepts 16,384 local variables in a function!"
I haven't seen my students do that exactly, but they've come pretty damn close...
AJ
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September 7th, 2003, 06:43 AM
#6
lol some people are really domb...
Nightfalls_Girl
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September 7th, 2003, 09:07 AM
#7
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September 7th, 2003, 12:25 PM
#8
The Bastard Operator From Hell -stories are also hilarious.
"What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs)
"Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.."
"Which package is that?"
"Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called."
>clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e<
"Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.."
Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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September 7th, 2003, 05:01 PM
#9
A great find... Unfortunately, I have a sneaky feeling that some of my old code is going to end up there one of these days... lol
alpha
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