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    Dealers and Developers

     Drug dealers                   Software developers
     ---------------------------    ---------------------------
    Refer to their clients           Refer to their clients
    as "users"                       as "users"
    "The first one's free!"          " Download a free trial
    Have important South-East        Have important South-East
    Asian connections                Asian connections
    (to help move the stuff)         (to help debug the code)
    Strange jargon:                  Strange jargon:
    "Stick," "Rock,"                 "SCSI," "RTFM,"
    "Dime bag," "E"                  "Java," "ISDN"
    Realize that there's             Realize that there's
    tons of cash in the              tons of cash in the
    14- to 25-year-old               14- to 25-year-old
    market                           market
    Job is assisted by the           Job is assisted by
    industry's producing             industry's producing
    newer, more potent mixes         newer, faster machines
    Often seen in the company        Often seen in the company of
    of pimps and hustlers            marketing people and venture
    Their product causes             DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem
    unhealthy addictions             'Nuff said.
    Do your job well, and            Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
    you can sleep with
    movie stars who
    depend on you
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    Now that's an interesting one. Thanks for sharing.

    And I must say one more time with respect to my career....DAMN!
    Beware Clarity! A person talking to you in clear language is clearly using obsolete ideas.

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    LOL Nice comparison.

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
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    Sa2/d0<X+d*La1=z\\U$n%0]SX$k\"[$m*]\\EszlXx++p|dc`,s/^.|\\W//g,print pack(\'H*\'
    ,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)

  4. #4
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    Thats some funny stuff lol. I love the users parity.
    The internet, not just for stalkers and pervs, but for computer geeks too!

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