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October 14th, 2002, 02:35 AM
#1
UNIX pie
"American Pie" - Hacker Style
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Long, long, time ago, I can still remember
How UNIX used to make me smile...
And I knew that with a login name
That I could play those unix games
And maybe hack some programs for a while.
But February made me shiver
With every program I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take one more spec...
I can't remember getting smashed
When I heard about the system crash
And all the passwords got rehashed
The Day That UNIX Died...
And I was singing:
Chorus:
Bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi
Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high,
The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye."
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the new games shell
And do you have faith in the manual?
If b:dennie tells you so...
Well, do you believe in UNIX C
Can hacking save you memory
And can you tell me why vi's so slow
Well, I know that you're in love with C
'Cause I saw your code on UNIX B
You just kicked off your shoes
Man, you cleaned up every kludge!
I was a lonely young computer geek
With a program due 'most every week
But I guess that I was meant to freak
The Day That UNIX Died
And I was singin:
(chorus)
Well, for ten weeks we've been in this class
The professor really is an ass.
But that's not how it used to be...
When Ira Pohl taught in CIS 12
And user limits could go to hell
And there was still space on UNIX C.
And while the board was looking 'round
The Chancellor brought the budget down
The classes were adjourned
Evaluations weren't returned
And while Huffman read a book by Pohl
The CIS board made some prof's heads roll
And we wrote programs that weren't whole
The Day That UNIX Died
And we were singin'...
(chorus)
Helter skelter in the summer swelter
I went in the lab to find some shelter
Ninety degrees and risin' faaaaaasst!!!
C stayed up for ten whole days
The hackers really were amazed
Wonderin' how long it all would last.
Well, both the forums were really great
Nobody got us all irate
We had a stroke of luck
The system did not duck
'Cause the hackers kept their code real clean
The UNDR-shell was really keen
Do you recall what was the scene
The Day That UNIX Died
And we were singin...
(chorus)
Our programs were all in one place,
UNIX had run out of space
With no time left to start again...
So, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Use every programming trick
'Cause UNIX may soon crash again...
And as I watched the system fill
My login process would be killed.
The system just went down
Consternation up at Crown"!!!
The hours went on into the night
And all that we could do was rite
I saw Dennie laughing with delight
The Day That UNIX Died
And he was singin'...
(chorus)
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some stat lab news
But she just cursed and said "grow up"
I went down through the stat lab door
Where I'd learned of UNIX years before
But the man there said that UNIX wasn't up
And in the halls the students screamed,
The majors cried and the hackers dreamed,
But not a word was spoken
The Vaxes all were broken
And the three folks I admire most
The Father, Frank, and a. G.'s ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The Day That UNIX Died
And they were singin...
So bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi
Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high.
The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye"
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
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October 14th, 2002, 04:18 AM
#2
Where are you getting those? From here?
If not, you should check it out cause this site is full of the ones you are posting.
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October 14th, 2002, 04:20 AM
#3
its not from there but a similar type site, thanks for the suggestion
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June 3rd, 2003, 08:16 AM
#4
Just noticed this was bumped, awesome post, and UNIX hasn't died one but  it is probably the only OS in the world lasting as long as it has.
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June 3rd, 2003, 02:11 PM
#5
Every now and then, one of you won't annoy me.
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June 3rd, 2003, 02:19 PM
#6
Whoa, someone boosted a couple old posts of mine. Oh well, now the newbies can see why i own this board i checked my posts, it takes 3 pages to hold my posts in here. lol.
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June 3rd, 2003, 09:39 PM
#7
Unix will live forever and be around forever
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June 5th, 2003, 02:52 PM
#8
Junior Member
Originally posted here by DeadAddict
Unix will live forever and be around forever
jep his right...
HELLO [[glowpurple]\\=)[/glowpurple] [
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June 13th, 2003, 06:08 PM
#9
Junior Member
Never try to out-run me... Four feet are always better then two.
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June 14th, 2003, 01:48 AM
#10
Member
quote:
Originally posted here by DeadAddict
Unix will live forever and be around forever
Nothing more needs to be added.
--ZG78 
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