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  1. January 17th, 2004, 06:12 AM #1
    skiddieleet
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    1337 pickup lines

    1. How would you like to have your vulnerabilities exploited?

    2. How would you like to have your sql injected?

    3. May I perform some penetration testing on you?

    4. How would you like to go back to my place and have your vulnerabilities assessed?

    I've been using these on yahoo chat . I think I made them up, but if someone else thought of them before good for them. I thought they were funny so I decided to share them. Feel free to share any that you may come up with also.
    Peace

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    Thought of just a few more:

    5. How would you like some RAM in those slots?

    6. May I insert my RJ45 cable into your ethernet port?

    7. May I probe your ports? (DarkSnake from unerror told me that)
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  2. January 17th, 2004, 07:11 AM #2
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    Hmm carn't think of any to add of the top of my head, but if i c ya in yahoo then i'm gonna pack up and run like crazy.
    Do those pick up lines actually work?
    LOL


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  3. January 17th, 2004, 07:34 AM #3
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    Can i insert my floppy in your drive ?
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  4. January 17th, 2004, 08:55 AM #4
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    Mind if I fix your sex drive?
    Oh yeah, you need a bit more RAM into that thing.
    I wanna plug this straight into that famale circular outlet.
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  5. January 17th, 2004, 05:27 PM #5
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    I'll try a few and tell you how it went....
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  6. January 17th, 2004, 05:49 PM #6
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    LOL.. I like 'em.. keep 'em cumming..

    |The|Specialist what's a "famale circular outlet." ?

    as you might know, I'm highly fond of hi-tech sex
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  7. January 20th, 2004, 03:49 AM #7
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    how about, cat you pipe grep phonenumber
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  8. January 20th, 2004, 04:38 AM #8
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    I asked a chick if I could tweak her registry once It didn't work. She slapped me. At least she knew what it meant... Come to think of it, that's probably why she slapped me.
    Real security doesn't come with an installer.
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  9. January 20th, 2004, 08:45 AM #9
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    Opps! Typo...

    Hehehe... Plug 'n Play
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  10. January 20th, 2004, 04:26 PM #10
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    Ok, just thought of one.

    Can I touch your floppies?
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