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January 29th, 2004, 01:40 PM
#1
Senior Member
 som gud phreses
Hi all,
phreses look good in books or in e-mails, don't u agree?
pl go ahead & read..............
Cool Phrases
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow] 
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January 30th, 2004, 04:12 AM
#2
Senior Member
i have seen some of those in t-shirts
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January 30th, 2004, 05:33 AM
#3
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
Deer meat is really good.
I like these two best... and the one about the accidents on the back seat. lol
.dublix
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