HI!!
Let us catch the lion by some scientific
laws set
by
some great scientists!(ENJOY!)

How To Catch A Lion :->

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action
there is
an
equal and
opposite
reaction. This implies you have caught the
lion
(Assuming that you're
alive).

> >>> > >
> >>> > > 2. Einstein Method:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Run in the direction opposite to that of the
> lion.
> >>> > > Due
> >>> > > to higher
> >>> > > relative
> >>> > > velocity, the lion will also run faster and
> will
> >>> > get
> >>> > > tired soon. Now
> >>> > > you can
> >>> > > trap it easily.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 3. Schrodinger Method:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > At any given moment, there is a positive
> >>> > probability
> >>> > > that the lion
> >>> > > should be
> >>> > > in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and
> wait.
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 4. Inverse Transformation Method:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > We place a spherical cage in the forest and
> enter
> >>> > > it.
> >>> > > Perform an
> >>> > > inverse
> >>> > > transformation with respect to lion Lion's
> in and
> >>> > we
> >>> > > are out!
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > We construct a semi-permeable membrane which
> >>> > allows
> >>> > > every thing to pass
> >>> > > in
> >>> > > it except the lions. Then sweep the entire
> forest
> >>> > > with
> >>> > > it.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Integrate the forest over the entire the
> area. The
> >>> > > lion is somewhere in
> >>> > > the
> >>> > > result. So differentiate the result
> PARTIALLY
> >>> > w.r.t.
> >>> > > the lion to trace
> >>> > > out
> >>> > > the lion.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 7. Bohr Method:
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating
> around
> >>> > > her
> >>> > > in circular
> >>> > > paths, and
> >>> > > eventually would decrease the radius between
> him
> >>> > and
> >>> > > his nucleus.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > 8. The Sardar's Method:
> >>> > >
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the
tree
> >>> > > for
> >>> > > the lion. Hurrah!
> >>> > > Here
> >>> > > comes the lion. Now as you have found it,
> get down
> >>> > > and
> >>> > > run with your
> >>> > > goat to
> >>> > > save it, before the lion uselessly kills it,
> so
> >>> > that
> >>> > > you could use it
> >>> > > next
> >>> > > time
> >>> > > ~Chiatanya~
> >>> > >
> >>> > >