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Thread: Wanna know when you're gonna die?

  1. #21
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    Looks like hjack and SDK could teach us all some health lessons...



    .dublix

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    Thursday, September 22, 2061
    heh i kinda figured i would like to like my 60s or 70s
    this website is old lol...i looked at it a long time ago but you just reminded me of it

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    Yeah, I came across it while surfing another forum site. Thought you guys would get a kick out of it so I posted it.

    .dublix

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    Originally posted here by dublix
    Looks like hjack and SDK could teach us all some health lessons...



    .dublix
    1) Sleep Well
    2) Don't stress for nothing (Or for nothing at all if you can)
    3) Train at a gym
    4) Cut Junk Food!
    5) Don't Smole (But everyone know that now)
    -Simon \"SDK\"

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    My personal day of death is....Sunday, May 18, 2064....Only 74? I'm at the right weight, non smoker, normal "mode". the world hates me


    slick
    \"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller

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    Wednesday, May 7, 2053 - 74 years old...
    N00b> STFU i r teh 1337 (english: You must be mistaken, good sir or madam. I believe myself to be quite a good player. On an unrelated matter, I also apparently enjoy math.)

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    /me wonders where phish is?
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    Bleh....

    As if I want to become 70 to 90 something year old man who says to himself "This is great im glad I worked hard for most of my life & never smoked or got drunk alot" while laying in a bed shiting &/or pissing all over the place.

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    Saturday, December 19, 2071

    That will make me 92. I always thought I'd grow to be old but not 92.
    Your heart was talking, not your mind.
    -Tiger Shark

  10. #30
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    Your Personal Day of Death is...
    Wednesday, September 17, 2053

    Smoker , a bit underweight. 75 yrs, thats more than enought i guess

    the clock is ticking........................................

    Seconds left to live...

    1,565,903,458

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