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Thread: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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    The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections. !

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
    Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

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    LMAO, thats a great one. I've got to save it
    -HDD

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    what 's LMAO
    good one

    Good:The girl who lives next door has fallen in love with you
    Bad:She wants you to marry her
    Ugly:She's already pregnant
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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    lmao is laugh my ass off!
    P-I-M-P

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