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Thread: AntiOnline Humor Sign-up

  1. #1

    AntiOnline Humor Sign-up

    I'm thinking about making an Antionline humor story soon including some not to make anyone mad or fell stupid why dont you all sign up in this thread....if you want to be included just post something ...if not uh don't post
    thanks and cheers

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    ok let me be the first

    here a good joke no offence

    When a fly falls in beer mug...
    1. Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
    2. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
    3. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
    4. Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
    5. Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese
    and gets a new mug of beer.
    6. Pakistani:
    * Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
    * Relates the issue to Kashmir
    * Asks the Chinese for Military aid
    * Takes a loan from the America to buy one more mug

  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    ill be in it if you want....i think this could get interesting ....

    \"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller

  4. #4
    Signing Myslef Up ...come on people it will be funny but i need more people

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    You funny? ok ok put me in too. Im curious how funny this will be. DOnt make the sotry short man.

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    you want one more means iam always ready
    Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

  7. #7
    Dont worry Memory...i wouldnt be asking for who wants in it if it was going to be short...its gonna be prolly like a page or so

  8. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003

    Thumbs up I'm in

    I'd love to be in it but, I havn't posted anything in a long time. Even then I didn't post that much. I'm still around I just don't have anything to post. A lot of the post here though do entertain me and my Cisco class.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Well im not always doing it but on that link it was pretty straight forward...they could see what it was and its a great site te get some knowledge...and no its not enough just to post a link here and there...i was helping on the newsletter #11 but my comp crashed lol...or should i say i crashed it...anyways im participating and right now am making a humor story about Antionline & AO users...if you would like to sign up for me to include ya here is the place

    hope i explained myself specialist...?
    I've been told that I was a funny guy but I really don't see it. Maybe im not standing close enought to a mirror. Oh well include me.

  10. #10
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Ill sign up

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