Indo-pak War

[w0lverine]

INDO-PAK WAR
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The cold war between US and USSR resulted in a
system where if US launched
a Nuke-loaded missile, USSR's satellite were capable
of informing the USSR
army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds USSR
would launch its
counter-missile. US knew that and therefore never
attempted to launch one.

INDO-PAK War......

Pak army decides to launch a Nuke-missile towards
India... They don't need
any permission from their government, and promptly
launch the missile.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8
seconds, the Indian
army detects it and decides to launch a missile in
retaliation. But they
need permission from the Government of India. They
submit their request to
the Indian President. The President forwards it to
the Cabinet. The Prime
Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session after
three days. When the LS
meets, there are several walk-outs and severe
protests by the opposition,
so it is adjourned indefintely. However, the
President asks for a quick
decision. The Pak missile, meanwhile, failed to take
off due to unknown
reasons. Their attempts for a launch are still on.

Meanwhile, the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
minority because an
outside party withdraws support. The President asks
the PM to prove
majority next week. The ruling party is unable to
get a confidence vote,
and a caretaker government is installed.

The acting PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch the Nuclear
Missile. But the Election Commission says that a
caretaker Government
cannot take such a decision because elections are at
the door and this
decision will affect the swing of votes in the
election. A public interest
litigation (PIL) is filed in the supreme court of
India, alleging misuse of
power by the Election commission. Supreme Court
comes to the rescue of the
PM, and says acting PM is authorized to take this
decision. In between all
this, one of the Pak missiles successfully takes
off, and
falls 367 miles away from the target. The Missile
falls on a government
building at 11:00 AM. But since no employees have
reached work, there are
no casualties.

The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China. US
condemns use of a nuclear missile by Pakistan, and
offers to send its
seventh fleet to the Indian Ocean. The Indian
government, wary of the move,
declines.

Finally, the Indian government decides to launch a
nuclear missile, after
convening an all party meeting. It's been three
months since the army first
sought permission. Pro-humanity, anti-nuclear
activists come on board
against the government's decision. Human chains are
being made in New York,
LA and Washington for peace. Indians are sending
protest email requesting
that it be "forwarded to as many Indians as
possible". On the Pakistan
side, missiles keep failing. At times they fail to
take-off, at other times
the payload gets detached from the missile during
flight. Some missiles
deviate from target due to high-speed winds blowing
over Rajasthan, and
have to be neutralized by Pakistan, as these
missiles are now moving
backwards towards Karachi.

Finally, a missile smuggled from USA is used. The
Pakistan army is unable
to understand its software, so it hits its original
destination: Russia.
Russians successfully intercept the missile and in
retaliation, launch a
Nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

The missile hit the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. It
asks for loans from IMF and the world bank. India
expresses deep regrets
for what has happened and sends in a million dollars
worth of soap.

The War ends.

[saintakaagni]

good one lol

[M3mph15]

i love it