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    Indo-pak War


    The cold war between US and USSR resulted in a
    system where if US launched
    a Nuke-loaded missile, USSR's satellite were capable
    of informing the USSR
    army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds USSR
    would launch its
    counter-missile. US knew that and therefore never
    attempted to launch one.

    INDO-PAK War......

    Pak army decides to launch a Nuke-missile towards
    India... They don't need
    any permission from their government, and promptly
    launch the missile.
    Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8
    seconds, the Indian
    army detects it and decides to launch a missile in
    retaliation. But they
    need permission from the Government of India. They
    submit their request to
    the Indian President. The President forwards it to
    the Cabinet. The Prime
    Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session after
    three days. When the LS
    meets, there are several walk-outs and severe
    protests by the opposition,
    so it is adjourned indefintely. However, the
    President asks for a quick
    decision. The Pak missile, meanwhile, failed to take
    off due to unknown
    reasons. Their attempts for a launch are still on.

    Meanwhile, the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
    minority because an
    outside party withdraws support. The President asks
    the PM to prove
    majority next week. The ruling party is unable to
    get a confidence vote,
    and a caretaker government is installed.

    The acting PM decides to permit the armed forces to
    launch the Nuclear
    Missile. But the Election Commission says that a
    caretaker Government
    cannot take such a decision because elections are at
    the door and this
    decision will affect the swing of votes in the
    election. A public interest
    litigation (PIL) is filed in the supreme court of
    India, alleging misuse of
    power by the Election commission. Supreme Court
    comes to the rescue of the
    PM, and says acting PM is authorized to take this
    decision. In between all
    this, one of the Pak missiles successfully takes
    off, and
    falls 367 miles away from the target. The Missile
    falls on a government
    building at 11:00 AM. But since no employees have
    reached work, there are
    no casualties.

    The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
    technologies from China. US
    condemns use of a nuclear missile by Pakistan, and
    offers to send its
    seventh fleet to the Indian Ocean. The Indian
    government, wary of the move,

    Finally, the Indian government decides to launch a
    nuclear missile, after
    convening an all party meeting. It's been three
    months since the army first
    sought permission. Pro-humanity, anti-nuclear
    activists come on board
    against the government's decision. Human chains are
    being made in New York,
    LA and Washington for peace. Indians are sending
    protest email requesting
    that it be "forwarded to as many Indians as
    possible". On the Pakistan
    side, missiles keep failing. At times they fail to
    take-off, at other times
    the payload gets detached from the missile during
    flight. Some missiles
    deviate from target due to high-speed winds blowing
    over Rajasthan, and
    have to be neutralized by Pakistan, as these
    missiles are now moving
    backwards towards Karachi.

    Finally, a missile smuggled from USA is used. The
    Pakistan army is unable
    to understand its software, so it hits its original
    destination: Russia.
    Russians successfully intercept the missile and in
    retaliation, launch a
    Nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

    The missile hit the target and creates havoc.
    Pakistan cries for help. It
    asks for loans from IMF and the world bank. India
    expresses deep regrets
    for what has happened and sends in a million dollars
    worth of soap.

    The War ends.

  2. #2
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    good one lol
    Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

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    i love it
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