On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have
occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a mnage a trios.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
The two Chinese have open a convenience store,
restaurant, laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to
supply employees for their store.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in
the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English
aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and complains
relentlessly about her body,the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her
mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a
damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can
get her nails done and go shopping...