Error messages

[w0lverine]

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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[ZomBieMann77]

Okay dude you can quit spaming the tech humor forum anytime. Get a life.

[keezel]

Although I posted 2 in the past week (none in the past 3 months)....I agree. I've seen more posts by that sweetintrigue person than by wolverine tho.

[w0lverine]

okay ZomBieMann77 i don't know what do you have against me . can some mod count the number of posts i made in each fourm and give it Mr ZomBieMann77. so that he can see for himself , i don't post in the Tech Humar Section much, two or three posts in a week you call this spamming. and one more thing i don't see anything such as a limit to number of posts one can make in a particular Fourm until it is in the right Fourm and meaningful. this is a joke , i liked it , i wanted to share it with others and i have posted it in Tech Humar Section and you call this spamming. it is not a one line'r kind of post which i generally see in tech Humar( lol , nice one, good joke etc.). haw does it come in a category of Spam .

[hiddeninclouds]

Originally posted here by ZomBieMann77
Okay dude you can quit spaming the tech humor forum anytime. Get a life.

W0lverine, I enjoy your posts, keep up the good work
ZomBieMann77, i don't mean to be rude but if you don't want to hear what W0lverine has to say then don't read the threads created by him

[jdenny]

ZomBieMann77, I think I know what you mean, but w0lverine is not the only (indian) one who actively post in Tech Humor forum. There are a few of them.

w0lverine, first of all, this humor has been posted before: http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=251662 . Second, I think ZomBieMann77 is talking about the whole Tech Humor forum, not only this particular thread.

it is not a one line'r kind of post which i generally see in tech Humar( lol , nice one, good joke etc.).

Well, look what I've found in this forum...

Originally posted here by w0lverine
nice song though

Originally posted here by w0lverine
hell thats true .

Originally posted here by w0lverine
hahahaha that was real funny where did you get it from

Originally posted here by w0lverine
Ha ha ....... LoL , Janet Boo-boo

OK, OK, now let's cheer up everybody. No offense intended. I didn't mean to be rude or anything. This forum is supposed to be relaxing and entertaining. Let's keep it that way.

Peace always,
<jdenny>

[w0lverine]

hi, jdenny . you said "I think I know what you mean," i think you have searched for my posts are read most of them . you still feel i am spamming this fourm. okay them kindly define spam to me. because the definetion i have does not match this.

ZomBieMann77, I think I know what you mean, but w0lverine is not the only (indian) one who actively post in Tech Humor forum. There are a few of them.

i know who you are talking about saintakaagni,M3mph15,. what they do is post reply to each and every post in Tech Humar with "nice one.Lol" and some tjhing like that. that i feel is spamming (sorry guys i have nothing against you but i feel what you are doing is spamming). i am not saying that i have never posted such things like you found some, tell me who has't .but i don't go on replying to each and every thread i find with that stuff.

this is a versatile community jdenny don't expect every body to be a computer guru like you and ZomBieMann77 might be. every body contributes according to his/her skill level. like you ( jdenny) generally post in Code Review. these guys are doing their bit i guess.