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Thread: Thanks for those chain letters......

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004

    Talking Thanks for those chain letters......

    thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
    removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear
    of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants
    because they cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
    I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with
    a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial
    a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
    Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
    contain may turn me gay.

    * I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
    other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred
    in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
    sick from the rat feces and urine.

    * I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
    any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
    and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
    that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl,
    she's been 7 since 1993...

    * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
    $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
    participated in their special e-mail program.

    * My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
    vacation to Disneyland.

    * But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I
    broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

    If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds,
    a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7pm.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    did you know that in some parts of Asia, bird crapping on you is considered good luck !


  3. #3
    I've had a bird crap on my car, would that be considered as good luck??

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