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    Macht Nicht Aus moxnix's Avatar
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    Mideast Mystery?

    Attention.....Some individuals may find this offensive.

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Let's see now:
    #No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
    #No Home Depot.
    #No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.
    #More than one wife.
    #Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    #Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    #Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    #No chocolate chip cookies.
    #No Christmas.
    #You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
    #You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    #The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    #Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
    #Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ???
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    @ΜĮЙǐЅŦГǻţΩЯ D0pp139an93r's Avatar
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    That was just offensive.

    I like it.
    Real security doesn't come with an installer.

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    What do you know about the religion you have been talking? need some grown up jokes...

    Understand and address the root causes of the happenings instead of making fun.

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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    just keep making fun.
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
    WTAF, how did that happen, so no more alterations to the sig, it will remain as is now

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    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

    Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.

    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would only run on only five percent of the roads.

    The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

    The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

    Occasionally, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you: simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    You'd have to press the 'Start button' to turn the engine off. "

    really foxyloxley??

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    smart031279 :::: YAWN!!

    cause we all havn't aleady heard that like 100 times -_-


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