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MIDEAST MYSTERY?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
#No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
#No Home Depot.
#No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.
#More than one wife.
#Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
#Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
#Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
#No chocolate chip cookies.
#No Christmas.
#You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
#You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
#The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
#Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
#Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ???