Religions of the World
Taoism: - **** happens
Hinduism: - This **** happened before
Islam: - If **** happens, take a hostage
Buddhism: - When **** happens is it really ****?
7 th -Day Adventist: - **** happens on Saturday
Protestantism: - **** won’t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: - If **** happens, I deserve it
Jehovah’s Witnesses: - Knock, knock: “shit happens”
Judaism: - Why does **** always happen to me
Hara Krishna: - **** happens, Rama Rama Ding-Dong
Atheism: - No ****
T.V. Evangelism: - Send more ****
Rastafarianism: - Let’s smoke this ****